One of the things (and there are many) that fill me with ragey “I’m gonna punch this douche canoe in his motherfucking
face” urges is when doctors and nurses ask moms questions while they’re in the middle of contractions.
AND THEN GET ANNOYED WHEN SHE WON’T ANSWER THEM RIGHT AWAY.
Lololololol!
Listen, Nurse Ratched. If you think this woman gives a fuck about pleasing your pompous, entitled, annoying ass self and tell you her pre-pregnancy weight and her mother’s cousin’s uncle’s maiden name while she’s getting LITERALLY (ok maybe not literally) run over a freight train for 60 seconds every 2-3 minutes, you are cordially invited to go to hell.
Didn’t she give you all this information when she pre-registered? Do you KNOW how birth works? Are you familiar with the concept of “labor”? Seriously. Shut the fuck up, go look in her chart, and let her birth her baby in peace.
Asshole.
by P
What the fuck is a doula? 
YES! YES! AND MORE YES! I hate that SO much. I want to smack the shit out of them. Really? Do you not see that she is busy pushing a baby out of her vagina and it is taking all of her focus! I swear if you tap that pen one more time I am going to stab you in the eye with it. Rude! How do they NOT see that.